goldenheartedrose:

tmkristen:

autisticproblems:

Autistic Problem #116: Not knowing how to adjust to being independent when you were horribly sheltered and not allowed to be yourself as a child.

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So much GPOY right now. 

Oh yes.  This was me for a long time.

Holy fuck, this is me right now. I’m still trying to get out of my shell and out of my parents’ grip. God, no wonder I feel like a child at times, I’m only doing my sex/drugs/booze rebellion in my 20’s ._.

Steampunk 20’s mechas: A-OK

Steampunk 20’s mechas made of pure platinum and a giant platinum wall: WTF WHERE DID THEY GET ALL THAT FUCKING PURE PLATINUM FROM. THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!1

conversationparade:

“Come on, aren’t you going to fight back?”

“What’s the point, it’s not like I can even bend-“

“Shut up for five seconds about your stupid bending and punch me, pretty boy!”

I hope Tahno gets his old hair back eventually because I can’t draw new!Tahno at all

I think this sums up my feelings on Tahno very well. I hate the bastard because he’s a fun rival and fun to hate. Because homestuck ruins everything, I feel very caliginous toward him <3<| However, because of that hate, seeing him so down is just…. gut-wrenchingly awful. C’mon Tahno, get back up! Be your strong and sneering self again! Otherwise I can’t hate you like I wanna =c </3<| So like the idea of him getting his wind back by learning non-bending moves, ehehe.

As an aside, I like Tahno’s original looks because they’re… I guess not standard prettiness? Like Sora from .hack//SIGN: the long pointy nose, the narrow eyes with long eyelashes (esp. the bottom ones), a wide mouth… the type appeals to me and it’s rarer, so I get annoying when people bishie-fy tahno: I like him better the original way! XD;

[fanart of Tahno and Korra from Legend of Korra. An angry, shirtless Korra takes up most of the shot, bending over Tahno with her fist raised. Tahno has a bloody nose and is looking away.]

kentsarrow:

zuko: /reads the paper
zuko: WHAT
zuko: a firebender killed someone AGAIN?
zuko: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PEOPLE
zuko: YOU ARE NOT HELPING ALL OF THE HONOR THAT I TRIED TO RESTORE TO THE FIRE NATION
zuko: oh my God RIGHT IN THE HONOR

LOL! Poor Zuko.

Srsly though my gf and I theorized that maybe it’s a serial killer since it’s always, always a firebender dude. XD;;;

avatarsnowy:

reporter: and today a civilian was mugged and killed by an Earthben—
bryke: Firebender
reporter: … no it was an Earthbender
bryke: no pretty sure it was a Firebender
reporter: but it says right here-
bryke: shhh it was a Firebender
reporter: i-
bryke: shhhhh
reporter:
bryke: shhhhhhhhhhhh
reporter:
bryke:
reporter:
bryke:
reporter:
bryke:
reporter: and today a civilian was mugged and killed by a Firebender. … again.
bryke: that’s right.

Funny, my gf and I were talking about this after the episode…. then discussed the various potential lethalities of each bending style. Like live burial or crushing, or fucking up a lung’s vacuum, to good ol’ drowning. On that last note, I was really D8 in the first ep or so when korra encased that gang member’s head in ice, then breathed a sigh of relief once that ice shattered.

jumpingjacktrash:

vastderp:

ceruleancynic:

roachpatrol:

rainbowbarnacle:

badger-shenanigans:

ukeaco:

starkinglyhandsome:

i-haveahulk:

arrowapollo:

reindeergamess:

rekhyts:

Butterflies

being abandoned by my friends.

ceiling fans

the dark when i’m alone.

pregnant people

sea monsters

infinite ness

Dolls.

._.

Round analog clocks are like creepy punctures to the other side of reality where everything is dark and perfect. Whenever I’m near one I feel like that other world is bleeding through, tick by insidious tick, the way ivy sinks little vines into a wall and then tears it apart, powerful and slow and awful. There’s one in the kitchen with me and it’s like being trapped with a wasp, tick tick tick: this relentless, unmerciful seeping of perfect order. It’s foul and cruel. 

I hate them all.

Holes.

It isn’t even amusing how horrible I find them. Ever since I was a kiddywinkle those awful lotus seed-pod things people put in dried-flower displays made me feel ill. Do not, please for the sweet livid love of fuck, do not link me to wtftit.jpg or its friend the surinam toad. Fucking holes. They are like the perforations in gaschamber showerheads. They are the chunks taken out when something burrows through your skin.

I really fucking do not like holes.

Big fan of mines, though, and while sinkholes freak me out they are also absurdly awesome in terms of terrifying.

The fear of swimming into a corpse in lakes or rivers where I can’t see the bottom or there’s a current or a bed of weeds to hide the floater.

Worse still, the fear that the body is under the water somewhere and I will find it when I kick out.

I have had awful dreams about finding corpses in water ever since I was a child. No matter how often I go swimming and do not bump into rotting dead people, I still have the nightmares. :/

the aurora.

it makes a noise. i swear it makes a noise. i don’t care if you can’t hear it, the motherfucker is singing to me. and if i listen, or i look too long, something really really deeply horrible will happen to me. i don’t know what. i just know the northern lights are insidious and wheedling and hungry and they can fucking see me.

Eating undercooked/bad/moldy food. I’m sure my OCD doesn’t help, because it makes eating most fruits and even some leftovers an exercise in anxiety and scrutinizing every single fact of the food. Strawberries are extremely hard for me to eat because of this, since berries go bad fast, and once you see mold, you start to see it everywhere and I feel ill and awful just thinking of accidentally eating even the tiniest bit of it, and I start to think that there’s invisible spores on the fresh fruit. I once didn’t eat grapes for three weeks because I found mold in a package I bought from trader joe’s. Because of this obsessive line of thinking, I couldn’t cook meat for a long time because I was so anxious that my meat wasn’t cooked properly. Yeah I don’t think this meshes well with my OCD because it’ll become an intrusive thought when I’m eating fruit (apples, bananas, mango, and melons are immune somehow, as are veggies, thank god) and just…. make it impossible. This has made me have a meltdown and also cry before. If I was prone to it, I’d probably vomit.

Oh and developing a fear of holes. I don’t want that shit, thank you. Honeycombs are fucking fascinating and lotus pods are beautiful.

mercurialmalcontent:

vastderp:

basstrip:

myu2k2:

Hair Maps for some of the Trolls.  These are my interpretations on how these troll’s hair works and perhaps some help if anybody wants to style their hair like one.

oh my god i feel like im reading a topo map

 gamzee’s hair suddenly makes sense, holy cow.

however

not even science can explain to my satisfaction the vagary of sollux’s duck-ass.

is it a flip? is it a cowlick that went amiss? is it a cowlick that kanaya said “No Way Homeslice That Shit Is Getting Styled Like Mine” and turned into a flip?

WILL WE EVER KNOW.

Sure we will, ‘cause my hair does exactly that thing when it gets a little too long (nothing like the mapping, though). It takes having hair with a slight, large wave and being too long over and behind the ears. Once it gets to a certain length the top layers naturally start flipping backwards and looking awful, while the hair under just goes more or less straight down.

If I hacked off my fringe in the front and left the back alone, natural Sollux hair. Fortunately I have a modicum of style and good sense and don’t do that. :P

Duckbutt certainly is possible! Hell if nothing else, maybe he styles it. In other news, Kanaya’s hair is suddenly a billion times classier, Terezi’s is gorgeous, and Karkat’s makes a lot more sense.

raptorix:

daunt:

adebimpe:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

^^^^ dskjhkJHSHKLSKJ.SKHS’;f];d’

saldkjfl jesus christ, this lemon plus comments. 

THIS ISN’T CREEPY AT ALL;;;;

Well, there’s a citrus called ‘Buddha’s Hand’ but I don’t think it has anything to do with this lemon gone haywire.

No, this is definitely a Buddha’s Hand (as viewed from below, obvs), but the eldrich mutant lemon is fun to think about, isn’t it?

mercurialmalcontent:

rumminov:

frosting is disgusting, that cupcake post is my own personal nightmare

i don’t want to bite through an inch of frosting ugh

I am convinced that the giant-swirl-of-frosting type of cupcake is 90% aesthetics and 10% actual taste, especially in the case of (American, at least) grocery store bakery cupcakes. Mmm, hydrogenated vegetable oil! 

Even the one gourmet cupcake I’ve had — from a bakery specializing in the things, no less — was mostly show and very little taste. The ton of frosting was at least good in texture (smooth and non-greasy) even though it didn’t taste like much, but the cake itself was bland and no better in texture than one from a grocery store. Fail.

If the cake can’t stand on its own no amount of frosting will save it.

I will concede your point about “don’t rely on frost for your cake” but I actually love the giant swirl of frosting. |D However, I love extreme sweet flavors so it’s very possible that I’m in the minority.

Damn now I want cupcakes (with the 1/2 inch frosting XD)